I thought it was a joke…

… but it’s not. It’s an actual bound and printed book well received by critics. Seen it?

I get the modern parody, but some things are just too close to reality to be appreciated by me I guess. I mean it is funny… but only in a sad, distorted way that is too true. Call me a curmudgeon, but I can’t imagine actually spending money on this and reading it to my children.